My thought process while texting him
OMG HE TEXTED ME. Maybe that means he likes me. Why is his grammar so perfect? Is he mad at me? Wait, no, he just has a smartphone. Oh god, I better reply. What do I say? Uh uh think think think! Well it took him 3 minutes to respond so that gives me 2-4 minutes to think. Okay.. This? No, he’ll think I’m creepy. OH YES, THIS. THAT’S GOLD.
*types*
*checks spelling*
*reads over again*
Okay.
*holds breath and presses send*
